"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
Homer Simpson
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"
Homer Simpson
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
Homer Simpson
"I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world."
Homer Simpson
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
Homer Simpson
"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"
Homer Simpson
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four."
Homer Simpson
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
Homer Simpson
"I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnidght."
Homer Simpson
Ok, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
Homer Simpson
"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achille's heel, if you will."
Homer Simpson
"Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name?"
Homer Simpson
"You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on EVERY CAR!"
Homer Simpson
"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
Homer Simpson
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
Homer Simpson
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."
Homer Simpson
"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."
Homer Simpson
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