i aint stupid

my day started out bad
it all began the nite b4
i couldnt slp
so i went online
bored out of my mind
and i did wat i said i wont do
i found out some truths
haha
that pic's real owner's name is
ERIC
haha

went to slp
woke up with a pulled arm muscle
pain!!!!!
went to meet olivia to return the turtles
depress cause i have a invite to topshop private event
discounts!!!!!!!
but i'm broke
look at the top i want
but i cant buy
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sad

then i found out due to my stupid dumb brain
i missed cleo's pre party
THE EVENT IS TML
as in the actual one
and i cant go
cause i don have tix
double waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

went home wanna watch CSI 100 th esp
cant watch
CAUSE TV SPOILT
this is not my day

but then i'm reminded of this quote

Next time you have a bad day, imagine this: You are a Siamese twin. Your brother that is attached to you at the shoulder is gay. You are not. But you only have one arse.

my day is better now

haha

oh yeah
btw
to the someone
Embassy closed down last year
there r no more clubs called Embassy in spore
unless a "ghost" club appears out of no where
there r NO EMBASSY in spore at the moment
next time wanna lie
lie smart k
just like the pic
i always find out the truth
HAHA

IS... Paris Hilton

haha
changed my blog skin AGAIN
this is wat happens when i get bored
exams in 2 weeks time
haha
taking a break frm studying for now
then i'm gonna lock and chain myself at home to study
:P

some quotes i find really funny

• Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable becuase all you ever get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this unidentifiable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with up with nothing but broken bits with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat that, all you have left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
• Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I met a man with no feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it wasn't as if he was going to need them.
• New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
• You all know about the Darwin Awards -- It's an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him while he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
• "But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your girlfriend's tits. You get married, you suck your wife's tits. That's what life is. Life sucks."
  John Ryman, "When Galaxies Collide"
• The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
• Men are like fish. Neither would get into trouble if they only kept their mouths shut.
• PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
• A man being admitted into a mental institution: "They called me mad. I called them mad. And damn them they outvoted me."
• Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
• Guys are like parking lots, all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
• We really don't have enemies, it's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Top signs you're a drunken bastard

• You frequently urinate outdoors.
• You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half hour later you're afraid you won't.
• You fall asleep taken a dump
• You believe that spilling a beer is Alcohol abuse.
• You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
• Find its easier to study drunk
• You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center
• Beer ads make sense.
• You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet, and you are so dry that it sounds mighty thrist quenching.
• You wake the next moring and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
• The space on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
• You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
• You need to take witnesses with you to confession because you can't exactly remember what you did and the priest wouldn't believe you anyway.
• You mix your coctails by the liter.
• You grow a beard because it stops beer thats running down your chin.
• You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic zen like piss.
• You wake up in the gutter, spit our several broken teeth, haul yourself to your feet, brush yourself off, and think "Shit, this is no way for a Bishop to behave..."
• You explain to your bank manager that you speant your overdraft "mainly on beer and women; the rest I just wasted".
• When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
• You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.
• You wake up the night after a party to put your clothes on and there aren't any.
• You find yourself saying "Honesly occifer I only hads tree bears tonight!" while snickering at his funny hat.

movies week

wheeeeee
watch Miss Congeniality 2 on thursday
hahaha
funny
but the 1st one was better
maybe cause is more groofy for the 1st one
hehe
went to watch it with yaty su and ah ping (hehehehe fine celine ms bek)
quite fun
haven seen them in a long time

then yest went to watch the eye 10 with my sis
is scary and funny ta the same time
1 minute u're laughing like heck the next u're sceaming ur head off.
hehe
great movie gonna go watch it agin
chen bo lin soooooo cute
hehe

had time to think abt it yest nite
ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIGHT
then i realise wat i'm doing
why in the world am i giving ___ so much credit
why do i let *** ruin my nite aka my beloved sleep
why do i let *** make my day so darn bad
i shouldnt
so just now i deleted *** blog add
i cancel all my plans to find out the truth
i don wanna know anymore stuff abt ***
i was so keen to find out the truth
i want the truth
someone did that for me
but i wasnt pissed
cause maybe i already know the answer
yeah sure
*** lied to me
made me apologise to ***
i don care abt all of that now
yes i know the truth
and there r more lies that need to be uncovered
but i don want to do that already

i can do it
i know how to do it
to find out the truth
i did it once with kelly
i found out all abt the fake hospital trips
EVERYTHING
abt her was a lie
i uncovered everything

but then i don NOW i don want to
maybe cause i already know the answer
maybe i want to live my life
without ___
without *** ruining it
i don need someone like *** in my life
and i don have to know how *** doing
i don have to give ***credit
so frm today on
i'll listen if ppl wants to tell me abt ***
but i wont take it to heart
and i wont let it affect me
not every easy
but i've made up my mind.

this is THE END

my thots of the week

just finish this book
he's just not that into u
very funny book
again i'm enlighten
this book should be evrygal's bible
really
is written by a guy
no he's not gay
he's straight married with kids
haha
had me thinking abt some of the guys i met
and that i made a big mistake
i went after them
:P
yeah
i call them and ask them out
BIG MISTAKE
cause there is no such thing as he's shy
cause when a guy sees wat he wants AKA woman
he'll do ANYTHING to get to know her
if he's not asking u out
he's just not that into ya

haha
some of the funny parts in this book

(on bf cheating using u r fat as a excuse)
" using ur weight as an excuse for cheating is not only mean but simply not valid. if he has a problem with anything in this relationship he's suppose to talk to u abt it. not put-his-penis-in-a-strange-vagina abt it"

(on break-up sex)
"breaking up means not seening him ever agin which implies nvr seening them naked again..... is still call breakup sex no one has yet named it oh-my-God-the--was-so-good-we-got-back-2gethr-again-and-live-happily-ever-after sex "

(on guys breaking up with u then changed his mind and returns to u over and over again)
"if aliens havent recently abducted ur beloved and switched his brain for the brain of a guy who's really into u pls consider the option that the bum just got a little lonely"

(on bf abusing)
"there is no reason to yell at anyone ever unless u r sceaming LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS"

haha
thats all i'll give out
go buy the book haha

have a fun week
it was pretty ok
haha
when to eat the "famous" chicken rice
cow has been talking abt for soooo long
had to admit
is really good
just like the prawn noodles i had with my family th eother day
really good
the soup is really thick
haha
thats how prawn noodles should be like
haha
then we went ps where bea had her XXL chicken
hahahahaha
cow asked for extra chilli
woo hoo
and the stupid guy said ok
IS NOT EVEN COW'S FOOD
poor bea was coughing and eating at the same time
hehe
for dindin
me and bea went to eat murtabak
(yes i finally know how to spell it thankz to stef chia hehe)
wheee
poor bea
was very full already still acc me go eat that
and she donno how to eat somemore
opened it up and it
will make it look bigger
ur brain will keep telling u
hey u're full
hehe
hope u like it gal
sorry i made u eat that

i was pretty full too
felt like throwing up
as i walked home
haha

got meself a pair of clogs
hahahahahahaha
yeah
cute
is pink!!!!!
and on discount
hhahahahahahaahahahahah
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thats all for today
until next time
muahahahahahha

bored me

yes
i change my blog skin
AGAIN
bored
nothing to do but assignments
finished the last one
just now
mus hahahahahhahaha
reward myself with a new blog skin
hehehehhe
Jesse McCartney
he's pretty cute
but too bad
he cant really sing
only 1 song nice
the rest
not really
haha

i always believe that after u break up
ur rebound period must nvr exceed the duration of the relationship
if u've been with the guy for 2 mths
then the rebound period is 2 mths or less

but wat do u do when u've been with this guy for 2 years
my 1st year rebound is nearing
looking back at this one year
is pretty lonely
sure i've found someone else
then broke up again
but the feeling will nvr exceed his

i know we said nvr to show our feelings after breaking up
sorry i have to break it
i'm still upset
i still regret wat i did
i know i have to move on
and i will
just to let u know that

An Animated Cartoon Theology:

People are animals.

The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain.

Life is antagonistic to the living.

The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned, bombed, and plucked for music.

The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own cunning.

The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum.

We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion supports us.

the past mths have been stressful
ppl i was close with
whom i treat as friends
are having a blog war rite now
is like tennis
i hit the ball
u hit back
haiz
it kindna nvr ends

yest someone i treat as a friend tried to get me to do his assignment for him
he sais he dno know how to do it
and wants to see my intro
at 1st i said no
but then
i show him a little
stupid and dumb ol' me as usual
show him the most impt part of the assignment
then he ask me if he can copy the part i type for him
i was so pissed
in fact i've nvr been so pissed in the past year

is ok for me
that he ask me to send him 18 songs
in a nite so he can burn a new CD
is ok that he eats all my fries
is ok if he self invite to my stuff most of the time
is ok he ask me to buy the MOST expensive suntan lotion i've ever seen in bangkok

but to copy MY info
MY efforts
i wrote that fucking thing in bed
with a fucking 38 deg fever

NO
u cant fucking copy the things i type
cause is mine

i'm pretty much ok with everything ppl do
BUT
NEVER
take away what's mine
never take away my efforts
copy MY work and make it urs

not only assignments
homework
my stories

THEY ARE MINE

my ideas

so to alex

come monday
if i see my ideas
on ur assignment
U MY FRIEND
U'RE DEAD MEAT

woke up today
with fever
my throat hurts
cant do my assignment
is due in 4 days
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

panic

feel so sick
is all the stress
friends
family
money
job
studies

all stressed

i need a break
again

and i just got back frm bangkok 4 days ago

if all these problems cont
i need a break every other week

know any good places i could go to get away???
leave a comment

wheeeeeeeeee
am back frm bangkok
lots of interesting things

day 1
on the plane
window seat
wheeeeeeeeee
the clouds are soooo near really near to me this time
happy
hehe
reach bangkok
checked into our hotel
SUCKS
was looking forward to the show
the thai tour guide promise us
the "aqua" show
there was some mis-communication
so we saw the "tiger" show instead
lets just say i'm enlighten
AGAIN
abt the thing gals can do
hahahahaha
for more info ask me
i'll tell u
some things are not meant to be on blogs
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

after the show we went shopping at nite market
pretty cool
got some for meself
and for friends
took the toktok
hahahahaha
soooo fun

day 2
woke up at 6 thai time
= 7 spore time
went sightseening
nothing interesting
went dreamworld
took some rides
fun
but nothing much
THEN
we went shopping again
wanted to go tthi nitemaket
so me bea anita tookthe toktok
he drove some somewhere else
and we found out he didnt know how to get to the place we want
so we gavce up ask him to bring us to the nite market we went last nite
went all over that place (IS HUGE)
looking for pressies for friends
really hope they appreciate what we got them
cause we nearly died shopping
yeah
they try to suck our blood dry

(am still upset abt the last time when some ppl don appreciate my gifts they nvr say anything but well it shows on ur faces the things i got r not cheap u know haiz)

day 3 (last day)
me and bea woke up the same time
went to the weekend market
hahahahahhahaha
i spend ALOT
got ALOT of earrings
hahahahahahahahahahahha
regret not getting the bikini
BEA REGRET NOW
can we turn back time
cause is really cheap
and i didnt get it
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
had to leave bangkok
back in spore
writing this
with regret
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bangkok wheeeeeee

i'm going bangkok tml
pretty excited
hehe
mi cousin give me her thai bhat
have to return it to her when i come back in spore money
haha
good
spend now pay later

then my daddy and grand daddy also give me money
this one is FOC
wahahahahahahahahaha

i'm rich
:P

not really alot to buy
for myself
still pretty shopped out frm the KL one
just buying pressies for friends
and helping them buy

for those ppl who request one
MUST PAY ME BACK

not FOC k

yeah

wheeeeeee
so excited

i'll be careful
don worry
:P

was at far east and heard this song

is call dont look back in anger

how i think the ppl around must understand right now

don want u all to look back to ur past in anger

give up the grudge

don look back in anger ( so sally can wait)
Oasis

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find a better place to play
You said that you'd never been
But all the things that you've seen will slowly fade away

So I start a revolution from my bed
'Cos you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your faceY
ou ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

And so Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger, I heard you say

Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows if it's night or day
But please, don't put your life in the hands
Of a Rock 'n Roll band who'll throw it all away

I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed
'Cos you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, 'cos summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
'Cos you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

So Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger, I heard you say

So Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger, I heard you say
So Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by
My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger, I heard you say

At least not today